One Big Fella, ANOTHER Lambert and 10 runts....

Not much to say. I liked them SLIGHTLY better than the girls. I think they took the upper hand because I'm a chick and some of them were pretty easy on the eyes...come on, that guy Casey?? Who knew Tim Riggins was a singer. I think I'm in love!

Top 12; Bored as Hell

Wow, all I can say is this year will be FULL of material if THIS is what I'm working with. These chicks are good but I feel like I'm watching a bunch of chicks trying to imitate Idols, Fallen Idols or Coffee Shop rockers.
Am I right? Of course I am. You have a Jordan Sparks, a Nicki Kibben (also seen on Celb Rehab with Dr. Drew), Brooke White(remember the Morman chick?)and who let Sookie from "True Blood" on the show?...come on, where's the originality?



I'm not going to make any serious rips because I really need to save my material but oh Lordy, I can't resist pointing out the fact that Harmonica Helga has some missing fangs...Despite the lack of jibbers, I like her. Good luck Sommer Teeth!

My first two picks for the boot in the ass?
-Chick that demolished the Heart song
-White Chick with red Lil' Rounds Hair

Tune in tomorrow for my thoughts on the gents!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!!!

I know that no one reads this but IF you do, just know that the Commish is officially ramping up for Season Nine...$10 and brackets needed before the start of the Top 12.
I promise, just because I now WORK for Fox, I have NO inside scoop so it will still be as un-biased and brutal as ever.
Let the games begin!