Final Round....2010 comes to a close.

Finale starts with Hermione and Harry dressed up in their Hogwarts finest.
Obviously they used the power of their wands to raise Alice Cooper from the crypt. A guest that made no sense whatsoever.

Kris Allen finally makes his first appearance and proves why he's sold about 250 songs on Itunes. Cute kid but that's about as far as it goes.

A Simon montage...I will miss this wise ass...he's frickin' hilarious.

I wish the fine young wizards would use their mysticism to make Shioban disappear into a magical land...forever.

Still have mad love for the Big Fella'...robbed for third place. Robbed. I loved that he had a duet with Taylor Hicks...great to see he could make if in from the Madison, WI traveling show of "Grease".

Xtina proves she's got the voice of an angel and the personality of a mountain goat. She just bugs.

Who needs to buy a ticket for the Idols Live Tour...we got to see firsthand just how bad it will suck. Hall and Oates? Mike and the Mechanics?? Chicago?? Joe frickin' Cocker??? No one under the age of 57 knows who these acts are.

As much as I like Crystal, I LOVE Alanis. They should have brought Joan Baez to sing with Crystal, not the angriest woman in Canada. I didn't like it.

Kelly is my all time favorite but right behind her is Carrie. She sounded and looked amazing. Nice to see the appreciation for the people that GAVE her the career and new hair. Take a lesson KC.

Casey duets with Superman...Good LORD, this kat just had a BRAIN HEMORRHAGE AND A HOLE IN HIS HEART...THREE weeks ago!! Not normal people.

WHOA, a suburban housewife got done dropping the kids off at soccer practice and started singing a tribute to Simon. A really shitty song but the thought was nice. Where was David Cook??? The song was called "See What we have all Become" and all I saw was a pile of hasbeens and a few success stories sprinkled in.
Simon congrats on your legacy. Strip clubs across America thank you.

Ok, the only true star of the night shows and LIPSYNCS????...Miss Jackson if you're Nasty.

Before the annoucement...let's recap

ROUND ONE:
Favorite song of the season:

Lee: The Boxer...should have been called The Snoozer.
Crystal: Me and Bobby MaGee. Standard Red Line

Round One goes to: StinkyLocks Bowersox

ROUND TWO:
Simon Fuller's sabotage attempt

Lee: Everbody Hurts...yeah, it hurt alright. Again, boring, no energy and not a song to showcase Lee's talent. Lame call

Crystal: I should ding her for the outfit. Good Lord, trecherous. Did you see the back tat?? This is a girl that is more comfortable in Dickies or Carhart overalls...why?

80's Prom Dress & Shitty 80's Song=WINNER of Round 2..Yep! She was better than Lee despite the bad look.

ROUND THREE:
First Single

Lee: Beautiful Day...he releases this, he won't make a penny. Lee what is the deal tonight?? He's my pick but his nerves just got the best of him. Not good.

Crystal: Up to the Mountain...to rejoice for her big night. She killed it! Tears didn't hurt either. Nice touch.

Winner: The Indigo Girl!

Hands down Crystal wiped the floor with Lee's paint speckled ass. No question, she deserves to win this.

America voted and the winner is.............. Lee. Congrats, now go buy your girl a new grill and a hot oil treatment.

Thanks for another great year!

-The Commish

Round 10....Final Three, Bring it home Lee!

Let me summarize Wednesday night:

-Blah, blah, blah.
-Shitty Ford commercial...

-The better looking Bucky Convington goes home to Tehas for a visit. Enormous woman crowds his limo. Freaky old broad had Casey sign her PUPPY. Little girls scream and cry. We learn Casey is actually a brunette. Peg Bundy sheds tears at a hospital. Casey falls to his knees....fade to black.

-Perez in audience to introduce his latest lay, some douche-lord we will never see again.

-Madame Mudhen lands in Toledo, home of the most chain restaurants in the country (true fact) and the crowd proves they likes their food...A fellow "summer teeth" freaks out and has his chest signed by Smelly-sox and plans to get it tattooed. Gallagher greets his girl and the toe-head fusses. Off to the local fairgrounds...we ain't at the North and Clybourne stop anymore folks...she's hit the bigtime.

-Little Lee lands in our fair town...meets me and his day only goes down hill...throws out the first pitch at the Cubs game. Mobbed by 1000 Catholic schoolkids (obviously the nuns had NO affect on The Convict). Mixes a can of RL Suede paint for old times sake...sheds numerous tears...plays for 30,000 at Arlington Park as dad sings and cries on the sidelines. More tears from Lee as Simon looks on making a prayer gesture. And the Academy goes to...

-Tim Urban comes back to sing

-Lee's safe...no shock here
-Crystal safe
-Hotstuff gonezo
and I'm in the money!!!!

Let's recap Tuesday....


First up, Bonnie Tyler...

Big, big blunder. Picking a song that both Cougars and Tweens have never heard of is an enormous mistake at this stage of the game. I guess ding bat Diaguardi agreed with me...

The one man band was up next...

Love that song, hated this version. She lost me at hello...from the twirly bangs, the bonded teeth and the closing blow on that damn harmonica. Nah, didn't work for me at all.

Nice to see her boyfriend in the audience again. Still gets me how average this kat is. Nice Mudhens T-shirt.

Sweet Lee up next...when they said he's changed since coming home to Chicago, I knew our meeting had altered his heart, as it did mine. I'm here for you Lee. Yes, you truly are a simpleton as your song said, but you will soon be a rich and famous simpleton when you take the top prize. When that happens, look for me at the cube overlooking Giordano's where we first met.

Jenna Jameson is singing "Daughters" and I think it's Randy and Kara's way to sabotage this guy. It was bland and boring. As Kara mentioned, Jenna is going to pull the votes of girls, boys, tweens, Cougars, Sabertooths and Pumas. Look at him for God sakes.....

Ahhhhh, Crystal's entire town showed up at the AT&T store on Mulberry Lane...all 109 of them.

Whoa, this is NOT Crystal's night. From the outfit that resembled a cross between a chunky stripper and the lead singer of "Heart" circa '78 to the awful vocals...booooo!

plus = Crystal Stinky-lox

It's annoying that all of the judges say how great things are when THEY pick the song. People, it sounded like ass. Sorry, it did.

And to wrap it up, Simon just handed Lee the crown. Seriously...a gospel choir? Congrats Lil' Dutch Boy...it's yours.

Round 9...An Idol, a Reject and Bon Jovi??

Well folks we are coming to the end of another fun filled season.
This week, songs of the cinemaaaaaaa!

Lord have mercy...my most HATED Idol of all time started the show out with a brand new Justin Beiber weave...Fan-TOZ-ia. It's the only gig she's able to get these days. I don't miss that screeching swamplark one bit.

From the worst Idol to my favorite AI reject...I feel like I'm taken back to my younger days when I developed my first Idol crush on a Jiffy Lube worker from the Denver area. Seeing Daughtry took me back to being 33 all over again when I first saw his gleaming head perform at the Kodak theater. That little shrimp still makes my heart skip a beat. Ms. Texas ain't got nothin' on this guy!

Ms. Texas first to be safe and completely unworthy of top 3 status. Just sayin'.

Lee second to safety and not a smile to be cracked. Is this guy just a little "touched" or a possible sociopath? They are known to show little, to no emotion, and he has shown us that like Bundy or Dahmer, he's a master at that.

Yep, no shock here...the big guy is gone! At least he stuck to the theme and went out paying tribute to "Men on Film".

How did it all go down...

The beautiful and talented Wanda is the mentor tonight and she was on fire.

First up, Lee. A Playboy Bunny could stand buck naked in front of this kat and he would still have the blank stare of a deaf/mute. Ray literally got in his mug and he just stared right thru him. I don't know what I like about Lee, because he's just there, but I do. Worst song of his stint on the show. Leave it to Seal, because that stunk like a rotten taco.

Kara, nice Benigan's hostess outfit, what the hell is with that suit??...where is the tramp we know and detest?? I guess your pal Ellen is giving a shout out to the cinema classic, "Ishtar", in her getup tonight.

Next up, Big Mike singing a song from the movie "Free Willy", how apropos...

He is fighting an upstream battle and honestly, no matter HOW good he is, I think he's gonezo.

And as predicted, he was harpooned and dragged out of the building.

The Ace Hardware Associate and "Lost's" Claire, sang one of the BEST movie songs EVER, and actually did AWESOME. Whew! Lee had me concerned after his tribute to Val Kilmer and George Clooney. There is no doubt in my mind they are heading to Bone City tonight.

I guess Shania wasn't the only one to fall in love with Casey this season. It was a bit strange to watch Jamie Foxx stare lovingly into Casey's baby blues as he "seduced" the little piece of sexual chocolate. Casey lost me at the dolphin skinned coat and his boring rendition of a classic. Unlike Lee, I like you best when you DON'T sing.

Crystal was her usual self, toothless and badly dressed, but what I couldn't believe, was her fella'.
He was totally nerdy, clean cut and wearing chef's pantaloons. NOT what I expected from a dirty haired, platform performer. The Commish is officially stumped.

Maybe I'm a bit buzzed up or it's the PMS, but I LOVED the Big Mike and Casey duet. I was concerned about a song from a crap 1994 movie but I absolutely loved it. Corny as hell but again, bravo!!

Tough night for voters. I would say pretty boy deserves the swift kick but I know America and my guess is, he's safe.

Aaaaand, do I know my Idol viewers or what???

If you are a fan of Lee he will be at the 205 N. Michigan Plaza at 7am on Friday morning to start his "hometown" visit. He will then perform at the Joliet Prison for Men in the commissary before ending the day shaking hands with all of his minions at the paint shop.

Hope you can make it out!

Round 8...Top Five Gave me Hives

Let us reminisce about how Tuesday's USED to be when we were nobodies...

-Crystal changes diapers
-Aaron gets his diaper changed
-Casey kicks a small town swamp turkey out of bed after his late night gig at "Gilley's".
-Lee mixes up a quart of Dutch Boy
-Big Mike "works out"


I am highly doubting that Big Mike works out as much as he's telling us. Big Mike is like Hurley on "Lost". The guy that's been stuck on a deserted island for months and somehow found a box of Ranch dressing to snack on and to explain his massive weight. That must be the reason they showed us the tater tots and burritos they serve as breakfast. No wonder they all get fat on the show.


Another random Wednesday addition to the show, Lady Gaga, two years ago known as "Snookie" Poliz (no joke, she was a total guidette). Thank you for singing a song in honor of Cinco Di Mayo. Thought it was muy horriblee. Riiiiight, didn't quite get how she fits in with Big Band week but why was Shakira on Country night?


The bottom two was BULL&&it!!! Maybe babyface deserved it but Big Mike??? Crystal and Casey BOTH sucked nutsacks compared to Big Mike and even next to Amelia they stunk. Poor kid, he was so, so sad. Wouldn't you be so bummed going from having "people" in LA, to the following week being back at your kitchen table for home school lessons??


Where did it go wrong....


The night starts with Simon taking the meaning of a low cut t-shirt to an all new level. All I saw was an un-manscaped tangle of 70's porn bush on the chest of this crazy Brit. Speechless.






Sexiness in a three piece suit comes down the stairs dwarfing the orange dwarf himself. Harry Connick rode high on my celebrity hot tub list thru the 90's and tonight he reminded me why. Hot southan' accent, funny as hell and beeeeee-uuuuu-tiful! By far the best mentor of the year.



The "young" Sinatra girls give Simon a hankie and I can't take my eyes off of Nancy's Heidi Montag rip off. Crypt Keeper Barbie is alive and well.







Karate Kid III comes out with more pancake make-up on his face than Harry's supermodel wife. In true LA fashion he hit Sunset Tan before the show. He sings another song for Mommy who looks like Flo from the awesome show "Alice". Why do they love this kid? I was bored to tears.







Ok, you know I have been into Casey all season but I'm ready for him to hit the "Blue Skies" on a plane back to Texas. He butchered that song...butchered it. Oh, and how fitting, Hannibal Lecter is in the audience! HA!








Yee haaw ya'll! Crystal Bower-SEX'ed-up came out looking like a can can dancer from the Gold Rush.




Note to Big Mike...Go up from a size Large fedora, to an XXL bro...that cap was so small it looked like David Banda's yarmulke upon your enormous melon. Mozoltov on the performance!







Lee, Lee, Lee, when you sing I get goose bumps. Chills run down my spine because you MAY take me to the big money my friend. You can SING. What you possess zilch of...confidence, humor, personality and charisma. If Harry could have coached you a little more on how to get his swagger, you could truly be the complete package.



We are finally getting down to the money and speaking of, if you haven't yet...PAY ME!

Round 7...Ding Dong the Dork is Gone!!!

Not going to say much about Wednesday except it's Country night and as I fast forward to the end I run into SHAKIRA??? Not only Shakira, but two dancing hippies? Out of the blue, Russ Burrows comes out to finish the song with her. This is just random. We have 10 minutes to fill so let's get the hot Columbian chick who hardly speaks a lick of English, SHAKIRA...perfect!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that is the sound of angels singing, clouds parting and heaven shining down...Shioban has finally been found out as the poser of the season! GOOD RIDDANCE to the little spaz!!! I'm doing a jig as I write this entry!

Let's read how Shioban was finally brought down to her knobby knees....

Tuesday night and tensions are high as Sea-Monster introduces the Paint Salesman, the Teenager, the Glassblower, the Mother, the Father and the Construction worker. Wow, what a sad bunch of la-hooooosers! Add an Indian and we have this bunch....

Country night, YEEE HAAAW! Shania seems to be taking the cheating of her rat bastard husband with her slank (slut+skank) of a best friend, quite well. The best way to get back at someone is to look as smokin' as she did tonight.

First up..."Personality of Paint Drying"...Chose my favorite S.T. tune, so to me he came out swingin'. Pitchy, dressed like a Mortician and showing he's hands down the most lifeless contestant in years. Lee is just lucky that when he sings, he rocks.

Wow, that thick Kunuck-ian accent just kills me. I thought Celine was from the backwoods but Shania is a true hick. Still hot, giving Cowboy Troy tips. I liked it. Whatever. Do you think he realized he was singing a song she wrote about her scumbag after he left her? No wonder she was so upset listening to this song...have you seen the beast he left her for?? You would cry too

It was so crazy watching Shania Twain sing a duet with her good friend Faith Hill in the Idol studio. I thought Faith was better than we had seen her in weeks. Shania was concerned about the boys but so far I think they are all killing it with these sappy lyrics of heartache and sorrow. Shania and her toad faced pal were obviously turned on by this performance judging by their reaction.

Why, oh why do the Idol stylists try to make the white Tracy Chapman into a future Rock of Love contestant? Crystal will definitely get a Wal-mart endorsement when this is over.

Crystal worried about her boyfriend ( I think he's the panhandler on Michigan and Erie) popping the question. I think once you sign a contract and buy your own ring, he's all yours sweetheart. She was a snooze fest tonight.

Sorry Teena Brandon, you are getting sacked. BOR-ING. Wait, hold the frickin' phone...he just mentioned singing this for his mom and almost cried. DAMN, he's safe. Side note, after he said he sang it for his mom, I rewound the song and I thought it was very creepy. Singing about being held by momma, ewwwwww.

Knowing America's voting habits, I'm guessing the tears just cost Cowboy Troy his spot.

Wait, once again, the Commish jumped the gun. Shioban SUCKED Cowboy Cajones!! Shioban, let's be honest, I'm guessing you are the most annoying person at your school and would take just about any "man" to make him "mine". Why the judges thought this was so outstanding is BEYOND me...It was boring and the screech is so tired. UGGGGG!

America, this is an open letter of thanks for finally ditching this nerd.

Bless you.

Round 6...Idol gives back and we give Tim back to Salt Lake City

Hard to rip on this episode seeing as it does great things for many people. Doesn't mean the finalists aren't fair game so don't expect me to be THAT nice!


-Queen Latifah looks FANTASTIC...not sure why Sea-monster started talking ghetto style whenever he encountered someone of color. Odd.

-NOOOOO, I thought we had rid ourselves of Didi and Mexi Gokey for good! The Angels, I mean Idols, enter center stage and sing a song I had never heard as Lee and Niki slow dance. Awkward.

-Commish sheds some tears as Jen Garner does a story on Appalachia and baby Brenda.

-Ryan calls Lee out for being a cry baby....pretty damn funny.

-Fast forward, more tears (this is tough stuff); fast forward; Casey and Aaron at the bottom (duh); back to Queen, fast forward; a duet with a legend and an English floozy; potty break; Mr. Sulu; Morgan Freeman (the man!); yep more damn waterworks about a kid getting dowsed with gas by a FRIEND (seriously???); give props to the inventor of DVR; Octo-mom sighting; Common's fine ass; Carrie Underwood's fine ass (right? she looks great!); Lance Bass, oh, it's Ellen, doing another depressing piece on hunger....I'm going to look like hell tomorrow; Rocky Dennis' piece that is pretty much putting me over the edge, get me a Wellbutrin stat!; rich people talking; fast forward, fast forward; WAIT, is it David Cook??? Rewind, rewind; sings for the kids with a fellow ginger; steals my heart..again..sigh; HOLY HELL, my heart JUST broke in two watching the little 7 year old girl with AIDS; honestly, at this point, who cares who you boot...just do it; WAIT, hold the phone, a happy ending, the little girl is alive and well???; Glacier Cowell shows his sweet side; and finally we are ending this on a happy note; that note being Tim is finally GONE!




Let's recap a night that was easier to mock...

Snow-crest ande the 7 dorks enter the smokey stage...Hottie, Shorty, Tubby, Lucky, Stinky, Muffy, Creepy and Mc-Lovin all look like they are about to wet themselves as the judges stare deeply into their numb-skulls. The wicked witch (Kara) looks like she's just had a shag in the forest with the dashing prince (Ellen), while Randy said "screw it" and gorged himself on an entire apple orchard, not stopping at one as instructed. Simon wants the whole damn "fairytale" over so he can move on to his next classic.



Hottie starts the show with the classic "Don't Stop", exactly what I would like to be saying to Casey in another sort of situation...my apologies, I digress. Another average performance from Jon Benet. He had his harem of whores in the audience, none of them being above a 4; average, just like the performance.


Muff-kin somehow grew that awful mess back over the past 7 days and failed to gain any sort of personality. I don't know if he's in a funk because his Mexican snuggle buddy got booted last week, but I think I would be more entertained by Helen Keller if we were stuck in a room forced to "chat". Thank God he can sing and has the potential to be hot otherwise he would be joining his friend at the Donkey Show.






Lucky may not live up to his name tonight. The blow out and use of Sea-crud's straightener made him look like a ridiculous version of Shirley Jones circa the Partridge days. At this point the great bone structure and blatant Zac Ephron rip-off were not enough to save you tonight . Sayanara sucka!





Mc-Lovin came out doing a song by a man that pissed on 14 year old girls. I don't know if I'd look to R Kelley as an "inspiration" but he was decent.




Creepy went with the Forest Nymph theme tonight. I was waiting for the Navi to come out of the Ituri forest and proclaim "I see you", but leave it to Shioban to prohibit the Navi, Randy, Ryan or a word from the sponsor, get a damn word in edgewise because again, she drags out a 4 minute explanation on why she sucked elephant sack. WE. DON'T. CARE.

I wish I DIDN'T see you.


Tubby stepped up with his guitar which next to him, looks like Don Ho's ukulele. I love Big Mike but he's such a drama king. "We gonna soar tonight", uh, save it for "Glee" buddy, this is a reality show and you sound like you're trying way to hard. The judges smoked him on the song but I actually really liked it. Sounded 100x better than McLovin and The Tree Fairy. Keep Big Mike!!





In typical Idol fashion, the producer's favorite is placed at the end (remember ole' Adam??). Stinky-locks donned a satin potato sack that showed her motherly fun bags, put her hair into an unruly bun of feathers and ended the show with a sob. If that doesn't spell security, I don't know what does. Great to see Gallagher got out of his show at Zanie's to fly to Hollywood to support his toothless songbird.



Thanks for reading...until next week!
-The Commish

Round 5...If Elvis Is Still Alive, They Just Killed Him.

Another hour of my short life down the drain...I could have had 7 cigarettes and enjoyed them a hell of a lot more than this hour I gave up.


-Brooke WHITE is the performer? At least we've heard of ole Brooke but who the HELL is Justin Gatson? Oh, we're just the BIGGEST show on T.V. so let's book an INTERNET star? Brilliant! Give that producer a promotion!
-The medley, oh the medley. I actually found myself sweating profusely in embarrassment. There WAS a plus, something amazing....Dweezy is officially bald. No more muff puff!!!
-The only air time poor Kris Allen gets on Idol is a :30 spot in the second break for the Ford Fusion that is PAID for by Ford. Idol hasn't even invited him to perform since the top 24. Ouch!
-For once we weren't hanging too long before finding out that Casita Burrito is OUT...adios amigo and muchas gracias!
-Eric Stolz' character from "Mask" took us to Africa, oh, it's just Elliott Yameen, and his enormous noggin on top of his tiny little body. Ok, to be fair, I did like his tune..but a face truly made for radio.
-Kara, you are in a conservative country at an orphanage run by nuns, do you really think a tube top with your ta-ta's flopping all over the African bush was a smart move?
-At 8:45pm on April 13, 2010 Freddy Mercury arose from his grave site and appeared at the Kodak theater.
-The night before, Elvis was FINALLY pronounced dead. Let's see what finally did him in....



Holy Hell, the curtains opened and I thought Susan Boyle had joined the show. Nope, just Shioban looking ridiculous as usual.




So Elvis is a LEGEND and they get Adam fu**ing Lambert?? Seriously? How do you think the little pygmy, Kris Allen, feels about the RUNNER UP being the mentor? I totally get their logic, Miley, Usher, and oh yes of course, the perfect pick, the most annoying person this side of West Hollywood. I noticed Queenie not only has his regular "Lincoln park after dark" nail polish going on, but he's added Revlon lipstick #202, Apricot Fantasy, into his tool kit. Good Lord. So much material but let's move on.

Yuck-mouth was of course great but is anyone else getting a little bored? I just feel like it's the same predictable thing every week. She's great, but a slight snooze. Sorry, I know she's a fan fave. No matter what Crystal is set with a new set of fan's who looked to be friends of Ellen. I saw Chaz Bono and the Indigo Girls in the audience rooting her on. No doubt we wil be seeing her on the 2010 Lilith Fair Tour.



As much as I detest Glam-bo, I love how he brings his two snaps and a twist to the contestants. Telling Andrew he basically sucked was priceless. Aaaand, he was right. The Latin King absolutely butchered THE King. AWFUL.
The not so subtle plea to America about doing this for his "hijo" was bunk. It's like those chicks who sit by the El stop with their babies trying to get chan
ge. I hate when they do that and I hated his long winded begging. Obviously America chooses to have your son starve rather than listen to you play another week.

Ok, Glam-bo was so easy on Tim and when the camera pulled back I saw why!! I could see his giant erection on my mini screen at the gym. No more obvious than that thing.




I think Tim MAY be the smartest guy on the show, a real Einstein. BRILLIANT move. Sing a gooey love song, lick your lips as you stare dreamily into the camera. The tweens and cougars are going to EAT THIS SHIZ UP!! Your hot little friend in the audience won't hurt either. Kudo's Tim, you're safe.




Crotch chin was great but (this kills me to say) again, the Screamer was right. Lee has a terrific voice but the stage presence of a dead muskrat. To me he's the male version of Summer Teeth.
I think Lee had cell block #34568 in the audience...don't F with Joliet bitches.



The "priests dream" sang his itty bitty heart out tonight. He got in Kara's face and gave her a sweet little wink and sang for his life. He needs to stack the audience with more of Tim's friends...he had a herd of swamp turkeys in the audience tonight. Yikes.



Battle of the dueling dorks...I love that Shioban and her favorite Idol came face to face in a true screech off. He was NOT having any of her ass kissing and he will NOT be shown up by this social misfit. He doesn't dig her and we all know how I feel about this little fuck-tard.


Shioban just got off the Long Island Ferry and it's 1982, the only thing missing is some Reeboks with the Velcro straps and a fanny pack. Honey, you looked a hot mess and you absolutely slaughtered the song. We know, you are very, very impressed with yourself but you're getting very old, very quickly. America, why are you keeping this girl around?? Not only that, children should not talk back to their elders. SHUT. YOUR. TRAP.

Fat man in little coat killed it...but, what the hell do I know?? I have butterball going to the top 3 and once again, he was at the bottom. I give up!

Lolita was alllll F**k me eyes tonight but it obviously didn't help...you have finally been shown the door.

Kate-sey Gosselin closed the show and it was boring as could be. I was surprised, I thought Adam would be all over this hot piece of tail but I guess he's not into hot blonde's.


Overall I think this week sucked horse balls. Elvis is the most dynamic performer to ever live and I was pretty much bored stiff. Seacrest actually stole the show with his snarky comments and his mom. Sad that Mrs. Seacrest, making a visit from Atlanta in her Laura Bush blue suit, was the highlight of that 90 minutes. YAAAAAWWWN.



Well gang, no real surprise here...Katie has packed her bags and is heading to "the shore" as part of the new cast where she will become "The Situation's" new bitch. Catch the Mexi-can't on Friday nights at "Poncho's" in Manhattan Beach doing duets with Chris Brown.
GTL babies.