Happy Friday!
Attached you will find the scores for Round One. Because of the sacking of two contestants, I went with our old way of scoring, giving each contestant in the top 11, two points. Also, because of the wrench with the "save", please send me the name of the contestant YOU think the judges will save and this will be used as a tie-breaker if it comes to that in the end. To be fair, I have already told a NON-PLAYING co-worker MY pick so no one can accuse me of cheating when I win :)
Recap time...no particular order
-Lil Rounds came out strong but she is going to have some trouble down the road. She is a pretty girl, good pipes and good family BUUUT, that hair invokes the memory of the one Idol that drives everyone nuts...FAN-TAAASIAA! She needs to buy some hair PRONTO if she wants to differentiate herself from that high pitched wind bag. I am NOT kidding, this WILL be her demise.
-Next was the blind Art Garfunkel...COME ON, this guy is AWFUL! The only reason he is still part of this show is that the producers needed an angle so why not use the blind dude with a bad perm! when will the "glam squad" work on THAT mop??..many of us have him going far, but it's on pure sympathy because he sucks. Leave it to this guy to choose a song NO one knows, off an album that was only released in Dubai after Michael was thrown out of Neverland on kiddie porn charges. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to hell...see you all sitting next to me, because you know I'm right!
-Some decent performances throughout the night...Boss Hog was surprisingly good, I think we may have underestimated him...The tiny Sleeper was adorable and will do well with the brace face set of the population..Pebbles was good BUT may have a case of "Skunk Spice" from 2008. She needs to show MORE than just a raspy rocker voice and if she could just shut up AFTER performing, her chances will be much stronger. Pink Taco has some pipes. Not many of us had her going THAT far but if she can avoid the Christina Aguilerra copy cat routine, she may go further than we thought. Justin Timberlake was strong, whatever. What's there to say about the Widower, he is amazing.
-Some NOT so decent performances...Uh, Bobby J, what the HELL were you thinking??? I have no words. Better luck next week.
The Rogue Mormon is ANOTHER Idol that should NEVER have been let on the show..I know Adam, she's hot, but that's ALL SHE IS! The song was a disaster,
her voice was irritating and I was so bored I started counting the number of butterflies she had tattooed on her arm. SNOOZER!
I know I'm going to catch hell for this, and I actually have him in my Top 2, but I just don't get the appeal of the Meth skinned He-She...It was hard to watch and I seriously thought it was bad! He was screeching and kicking his boot up at non-existent dirt and quite frankly, I was disturbed. He gets my "what the hell were they thinking" award for the week. He's a freak. Sorry, but he is.
We bid ado this week to Jasmine and the Latin Harvey Milk. Better luck on the pageant circuit and clubs in the Castro.
Until next week,
The Commish
Attached you will find the scores for Round One. Because of the sacking of two contestants, I went with our old way of scoring, giving each contestant in the top 11, two points. Also, because of the wrench with the "save", please send me the name of the contestant YOU think the judges will save and this will be used as a tie-breaker if it comes to that in the end. To be fair, I have already told a NON-PLAYING co-worker MY pick so no one can accuse me of cheating when I win :)
Recap time...no particular order
-Lil Rounds came out strong but she is going to have some trouble down the road. She is a pretty girl, good pipes and good family BUUUT, that hair invokes the memory of the one Idol that drives everyone nuts...FAN-TAAASIAA! She needs to buy some hair PRONTO if she wants to differentiate herself from that high pitched wind bag. I am NOT kidding, this WILL be her demise.
-Next was the blind Art Garfunkel...COME ON, this guy is AWFUL! The only reason he is still part of this show is that the producers needed an angle so why not use the blind dude with a bad perm! when will the "glam squad" work on THAT mop??..many of us have him going far, but it's on pure sympathy because he sucks. Leave it to this guy to choose a song NO one knows, off an album that was only released in Dubai after Michael was thrown out of Neverland on kiddie porn charges. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to hell...see you all sitting next to me, because you know I'm right!
-Some decent performances throughout the night...Boss Hog was surprisingly good, I think we may have underestimated him...The tiny Sleeper was adorable and will do well with the brace face set of the population..Pebbles was good BUT may have a case of "Skunk Spice" from 2008. She needs to show MORE than just a raspy rocker voice and if she could just shut up AFTER performing, her chances will be much stronger. Pink Taco has some pipes. Not many of us had her going THAT far but if she can avoid the Christina Aguilerra copy cat routine, she may go further than we thought. Justin Timberlake was strong, whatever. What's there to say about the Widower, he is amazing.
-Some NOT so decent performances...Uh, Bobby J, what the HELL were you thinking??? I have no words. Better luck next week.
The Rogue Mormon is ANOTHER Idol that should NEVER have been let on the show..I know Adam, she's hot, but that's ALL SHE IS! The song was a disaster,
her voice was irritating and I was so bored I started counting the number of butterflies she had tattooed on her arm. SNOOZER!
I know I'm going to catch hell for this, and I actually have him in my Top 2, but I just don't get the appeal of the Meth skinned He-She...It was hard to watch and I seriously thought it was bad! He was screeching and kicking his boot up at non-existent dirt and quite frankly, I was disturbed. He gets my "what the hell were they thinking" award for the week. He's a freak. Sorry, but he is.
We bid ado this week to Jasmine and the Latin Harvey Milk. Better luck on the pageant circuit and clubs in the Castro.
Until next week,
The Commish
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