It's heating up and the wannabe's showed their stuff with American Top 40....As far as the pool a few of us had a perfect night and things are getting much tighter as we round the bend to the finish line.
Let's discuss....
I think I was DEAD ON when I named Kris Allen "the Sleeper", he was hands down the best of the night. His wife must have had a student council meeting because she was nowhere in sight...maybe he's finally realizing that he needs to tuck her away to build the little girl fan base. Loved him, no complaints.
Rascal Fats was good but I didn't think he was as GREAT as the judges thought he was. I noticed that once again he met with the Idol "do-crew"and got his hair "tipped"...No disrespect, but you're in Hollywood now, time to leave Wisconsin in the dust, along with that look. Anyone catch Cinderella and her two ugly step-sisters sitting front and center with the "I love Danny" sign?? Potential love interests??
I thought the judges were WAAAY to hard on Cyclopes this round. Maybe he didn't pick the BEST or most popular Fray song, but he has skills vocally and on the synth. His style this week paid serious homage to "Saved by the Bell" with the giant Zack Morris high-tops and the A.C. Slater Members Only jacket, but the guy is still the hottest one on stage and deserves to stay...obviously America agreed.
What do you get when you combine...
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Let's discuss....
I think I was DEAD ON when I named Kris Allen "the Sleeper", he was hands down the best of the night. His wife must have had a student council meeting because she was nowhere in sight...maybe he's finally realizing that he needs to tuck her away to build the little girl fan base. Loved him, no complaints.
Rascal Fats was good but I didn't think he was as GREAT as the judges thought he was. I noticed that once again he met with the Idol "do-crew"and got his hair "tipped"...No disrespect, but you're in Hollywood now, time to leave Wisconsin in the dust, along with that look. Anyone catch Cinderella and her two ugly step-sisters sitting front and center with the "I love Danny" sign?? Potential love interests??
I thought the judges were WAAAY to hard on Cyclopes this round. Maybe he didn't pick the BEST or most popular Fray song, but he has skills vocally and on the synth. His style this week paid serious homage to "Saved by the Bell" with the giant Zack Morris high-tops and the A.C. Slater Members Only jacket, but the guy is still the hottest one on stage and deserves to stay...obviously America agreed.
What do you get when you combine...
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it's our resident "rocker", Allison Iraheta!!
Lord, I'm all about self expression but that get up was a full out calamity! I hate to say it, but I actually prefer her looking like a 16 year old street walker from Juarez. And what was WRONG with her last night?? I think the tin from her braces must be seeping into her gums because she was straight up craaaaaa-zy. Yeah, yeah, she's only 16, I get it, but she seems to be a rather ANNOYING 16 year old, no?
UUUUGGG...The rise of Meth Face (He-She) seems unstoppable based on the judges.
I personally felt like I was at the Tropicana circa 1973 watching a bad Tom Jones show..all the gyration of the hips and grabbing of his crotch. It was disturbing. I absolutely go nuts when this guy takes the stage. You know my feelings, let's move on.
Yo, Willy, Blanche Devareux called from the set of Golden Girls and wants her hair back! What in Sam HELL was with his lid this week? I think I even detected the scent of a mullet in the back but couldn't get confirmation from the camera angles.
Yep, it's official, Simon's sack finally fell off and he too is starting to succumb to the blindness factor. Come on, he doesn't even LOOK blind. Get over it already, he obviously has and would probably appreciate it if you stopped reminding him of his "challenge", PAULA, you creep.
Lil', Lil', Lil'...what in the HELL were you thinking last night?? You went from a plastic James Brown weave, to a full on Javier Bardam Prince Valiant cut!
For those of you unfamiliar, please see below...
It's not even the hair that bothered me as much as the fact that you are 23, picked a song that nobody knew (by the best selling female artist in the world, might I add) and wore a dress that looked like it belonged on the Lido deck of the Love Boat. I'm not one to talk about junk in the trunk, but the back of that dress looked like two double rolls of Charmin squeezed into a blue sausage casing. You are better than this...at least I think you are. Come on giiiiirrrrl, get it together!
Who can tell me who dat bad ass mo'fo from da mean streets of Chapel Hill waz last night?? Oh, right, it was the Hip Hop Hindu!!!
Anoop, really? REALLY?? I like this kid but hid my eyes at least TWICE when he was trying to look all "thug" and shiz.
Your military gear didn't give you any street cred bro, I mean, let's be honest, WONKA could take you in a street fight for Godsakes.
And what was with that flimsy chain around your arm...I think I bought that on sale at Forever 21 last summer. That thing was janked up! Didn't work for me cuz!
And last but not least, the Moron...I mean, the Mormon.
UGGGG, next to the Tranny, this girl is my most detested...no, I take that back, this girl is the WORST. At least the little crack head has some talent, this girl has nothing..nothing but the love of raaaassssta mon'!
From the back, her hair looked like Randy "The Ram" in "The Wrestler", but the addition of a token "dreadlock" showed she was one with Jah and the people of Kingston, Jah rule! From the second she started singing I couldn't figure out why she was so off key, that is until they panned out on her entire body. Those high waisted pants were giving the poor girl a moose-knuckle the size of the Suez Canal. I don't know if ANYONE could have sang much better with an issue such as that. But as we know, America showed no sympathy and we must now say goodbye and send you back to Papa and your Sister Wives..Good luck!
Have a great weekend all....The Commish
Lord, I'm all about self expression but that get up was a full out calamity! I hate to say it, but I actually prefer her looking like a 16 year old street walker from Juarez. And what was WRONG with her last night?? I think the tin from her braces must be seeping into her gums because she was straight up craaaaaa-zy. Yeah, yeah, she's only 16, I get it, but she seems to be a rather ANNOYING 16 year old, no?
UUUUGGG...The rise of Meth Face (He-She) seems unstoppable based on the judges.
I personally felt like I was at the Tropicana circa 1973 watching a bad Tom Jones show..all the gyration of the hips and grabbing of his crotch. It was disturbing. I absolutely go nuts when this guy takes the stage. You know my feelings, let's move on.
Yo, Willy, Blanche Devareux called from the set of Golden Girls and wants her hair back! What in Sam HELL was with his lid this week? I think I even detected the scent of a mullet in the back but couldn't get confirmation from the camera angles.
Yep, it's official, Simon's sack finally fell off and he too is starting to succumb to the blindness factor. Come on, he doesn't even LOOK blind. Get over it already, he obviously has and would probably appreciate it if you stopped reminding him of his "challenge", PAULA, you creep.
Lil', Lil', Lil'...what in the HELL were you thinking last night?? You went from a plastic James Brown weave, to a full on Javier Bardam Prince Valiant cut!
For those of you unfamiliar, please see below...
It's not even the hair that bothered me as much as the fact that you are 23, picked a song that nobody knew (by the best selling female artist in the world, might I add) and wore a dress that looked like it belonged on the Lido deck of the Love Boat. I'm not one to talk about junk in the trunk, but the back of that dress looked like two double rolls of Charmin squeezed into a blue sausage casing. You are better than this...at least I think you are. Come on giiiiirrrrl, get it together!
Who can tell me who dat bad ass mo'fo from da mean streets of Chapel Hill waz last night?? Oh, right, it was the Hip Hop Hindu!!!
Anoop, really? REALLY?? I like this kid but hid my eyes at least TWICE when he was trying to look all "thug" and shiz.
Your military gear didn't give you any street cred bro, I mean, let's be honest, WONKA could take you in a street fight for Godsakes.
And what was with that flimsy chain around your arm...I think I bought that on sale at Forever 21 last summer. That thing was janked up! Didn't work for me cuz!
And last but not least, the Moron...I mean, the Mormon.
UGGGG, next to the Tranny, this girl is my most detested...no, I take that back, this girl is the WORST. At least the little crack head has some talent, this girl has nothing..nothing but the love of raaaassssta mon'!
From the back, her hair looked like Randy "The Ram" in "The Wrestler", but the addition of a token "dreadlock" showed she was one with Jah and the people of Kingston, Jah rule! From the second she started singing I couldn't figure out why she was so off key, that is until they panned out on her entire body. Those high waisted pants were giving the poor girl a moose-knuckle the size of the Suez Canal. I don't know if ANYONE could have sang much better with an issue such as that. But as we know, America showed no sympathy and we must now say goodbye and send you back to Papa and your Sister Wives..Good luck!
Have a great weekend all....The Commish
Don't bag on the Mormons too much Ily - you know me! The sister wives will welcome her back, it was her crazy movements that always drove me NUTS!
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